ok so, i know nobody asked but uhhh

thewomanfromitaly:

thewomanfromitaly:

guys. guys. if space jam 2 is real they’re definitely gonna redo the original space jam website so before that happens please take this moment to enter this internet time machine back to the magical year of 1996ish

oh my fucking god its so old they called backgrounds “backboard patterns”

Tmi but

This is about to be a terrible period. Back pain has been creepin up all day just real insidious. I have a fever with chills. Nausea. Migraine. Body aches. Dizziness. Insomnia. The real bleeding hasn’t even started yet.

I just feel like my body is about to release all the demons trapped behind the gates of hell. I’m so hurt right now.

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

thefrillseeker:

thefrillseekers.blogspot.com

thefrillseeker:

thefrillseekers.blogspot.com

real nigga horror movie

*wife and I move into our new house* 

bae: wow :) it’s even bigger than I thought lets unpack our things.

*unpacks a creepy ass doll* 

bae: wow, how’d this get in here I haven’t seen this since my childhood..I swore we threw it away years ago? oh well..*she tries to put that obvious demon shit up on the dresser in our room*

me:

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Lmao…

http://fashionmobster.tumblr.com/post/96423444047/kiss-me-on-myneck-fashionmobster

kiss-me-on-myneck:

fashionmobster:

kiss-me-on-myneck:

nawyougood:

adampacmanjones:

sosa-parks:

bitches cant finish a 6 inch sub but want a 13 inch dick

LMFAO

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I’m confused. This is a terrible joke

HE SAYIN YALL CANT TAKE DA…

Gotcha.

fashionmobster:

kiss-me-on-myneck:

nawyougood:

adampacmanjones:

sosa-parks:

bitches cant finish a 6 inch sub but want a 13 inch dick

LMFAO

:[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

I’m confused. This is a terrible joke

HE SAYIN YALL CANT TAKE DA DICK

I get that part but when has anyone ever tried to swallow a 6in sub whole?

“I don’t know what the fuss is about. I mean, everything in the world loves you. White men love you. They spend so much time worrying about your penis they forget their own. The only thing they want to do is cut off a nigger’s privates. And if that ain’t love and respect I don’t know what is. And white women? They chase you all too every corner of the earth, feel for you under every bed. I knew a white woman wouldn’t leave the house after 6 o’clock for fear one of you would snatch her. Now, ain’t that love? They think rape soon’s they see you, and if they don’t get the rape they looking for, they scream it any way just so the search won’t be in vain. So it looks to me like you [black men] the envy of the world.”

— Toni Morrison, Sula  (via erikangstrom)

momazhari:

im-mr-brightside:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg