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2014

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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Apr
2014

😂

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Apr
2014

vincentvalmontvandel:

Hi I’m Tyler Perry. Go see my new movie, “Black Women Can’t Have Nice Things Unless Its A New Man or Jesus”

Coming soon to theaters!

Posted 18 hours ago6,611 notesVIA / SOURCE
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Apr
2014

What about celebrities putting stem cells on their face?

Just…

Posted 18 hours ago
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Apr
2014

shamelesshustle:

I really don’t believe in comparing pain, but if you’ve never had something eating away at you, something you needed to silence, you’re probably alright. I’m constantly wishing I could disconnect from my feelings.

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Apr
2014

titytwochainz:

nobody assemble like bitter bitches fam. them hoes like the power rangers. 

Posted 1 day ago98 notesVIA
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Apr
2014

lostintroylerland:

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

Posted 1 day ago43,668 notesVIA / SOURCE
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2014
kingnycjohnson:

It all makes sense now

kingnycjohnson:

It all makes sense now

Posted 2 days ago14,799 notesVIA / SOURCE
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Apr
2014

My roommate talking about taking her baby to see the Easter bunny

I told her chill. The picture of him and Santa in the fridge breaks my heart every time I look at it. Lil homie is petrified.

Posted 2 days ago2 notes